Lets all write a story together today! Write one sentence of the story. Write your sentence based on the last posted sentence! Lets see how far we get in just one day! I'll get us started: "Once upon a time in a small corner of the interweb."
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Beaver Wings of Auresteus: The Sequel
Mar 21, 2010 05:03 by sydtheskeptic -
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The End...
=o)
Mar 16, 2010 20:39 by leopicado -
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Just then billy's alarm clock went off ! As he wiped the slepp from his eyes he realized his overdosing of sleeping pills did not work, and that his world had not changed at all. It was still 1942 and his father was still a drunk! He drags his undernourished frame out of bed and then..
Mar 16, 2010 12:55 by fstopblues365 -
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honked, "Now, may we PLEASE have a high-speed connection?"
Mar 15, 2010 21:33 by kellydna-
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I've posted the story to this point in order here: http://kellydna.posterous.com/it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night-8
Mar 15, 2010 21:52 by kellydna. -
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Thanks for posting on your blog. It was fun to read all the way through. This may have been one of my favorite missions.
Mar 16, 2010 09:48 by thebradymachine.
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she launched herself into the fathomless blue sky and sped off to the south for it was autumn. They all threw up behind her a cry in joyous support of net neutrality and...
Mar 15, 2010 21:03 by nonlinear_time -
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the world wide web. May information flow to your heart and music stream to your brain." And with a flap of her wing...
Mar 15, 2010 20:40 by thebradymachine -
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peace treaty, and she asked everyone to join her around a stump, where she said...
Mar 15, 2010 16:37 by mandy716 -
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oh dear me... dear dear me... what have i done? she reached into her utility belt and pulled out a...
Mar 15, 2010 16:23 by coco-tidan -
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"You silly goose! You've given away our best bargaining chip! Now we're screwed." The goo-lma sighed and said ...
Mar 15, 2010 16:00 by saxchik -
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her community of peaceful waterfowl and revealed the treaty she had proposed to the Beavers. The elders of the noble Mallard Clan, however, were displeased she had given away such a treasure as the mystical Beaver-Wings of Auresteus. They proclaimed...
Mar 15, 2010 15:55 by nonlinear_time -
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The one, the only, the Beaver-Wings of Auresteus, son of Laumos born of Ilya. Such wonderful and unfathomable a prize could the beavers hardly bear to imagine. Acquired by her bravery in the Battle of Hayden and given by the king Rawl, these wings had been her prize for years, nay decades. The young goose/llama returned to...
Mar 15, 2010 15:25 by quacorezx -
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The holy grail the beavers have been searching for all their lives...
Mar 15, 2010 15:04 by jackcomrie -
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fits with the beaver union and forcing a work stoppage. As the entire Beaver community protested their lack of snacks, the small gray goose with the heart of a llama decided to offer up a treaty by offering...
Mar 15, 2010 13:53 by thebradymachine-
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Ha! For a moment, I envisioned Vogon beavers stopping the battle to take their lunch hour.
Mar 15, 2010 13:59 by kellydna. -
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I figured a strike was in order. This story is getting a bit violent for a goose with a bad internet connection.
Mar 15, 2010 14:04 by thebradymachine.
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their lunch boxes, cool box of refreshing juices and their ethics, thereby causing...
Mar 15, 2010 13:44 by coco-tidan -
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lost their self-control and blindly charged at the goose, forgetting ...
Mar 15, 2010 13:39 by chaomancer -
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Beavers head exploded and his brains covered his tribe. With pure evil and anger flowing through the tribes veins they…
Mar 15, 2010 13:10 by jackcomrie -
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tried to fire at the goose, but the spitball goo had quickly solidified, causing the ocular dribble cannon to backfire into the Beaver's head. The Beaver …
Mar 15, 2010 12:51 by kellydna -
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ocular dribble cannon... he took aim and...
Mar 15, 2010 12:37 by coco-tidan -
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The beaver from his disintegrated eye pulled out a weapon of mass destruction. The very much feared
Mar 15, 2010 12:27 by jackcomrie -
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"Gross!" Little did he realize the true consequences the spitball would have. In a matter of seconds,
Mar 15, 2010 12:10 by thebradymachine -
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She pawed her webbed foot on the ground and waddled up to the first Super Beaver. She stared him in the eye. She took one, two, three deep breaths, and from the depths of her goosey innards expelled a giant, gooey spitball at the Beaver. The Beaver clawed at his eyes and cried out …
Mar 15, 2010 12:06 by kellydna -
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And at that very point in time, the gray goose realized that she had to channel her inner llama, the llama that she used to be. This was the only way to defeat the Beavers.
Mar 15, 2010 11:26 by athanie -
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"don't bother me with your nonsense. I'm busy learning on my abacus and drinking scotch." The man continued out wondering about ducks and geese that lay ahead.
Mar 15, 2010 10:16 by imryanharris -
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his eyes had that same smokey haze they had when he told her mother he would be back soon, he was just going to the 7Eleven for a pack, she replied:
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, he explained that he went out to buy some smokes and got lost in a blizzard. but she did not believe him because...
Mar 15, 2010 09:44 by sayanythingbam -
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As the ducks then walked away to prepare for the awesome battle that awaited her father emerged from the woodlands behind her. The same man that vanished on that snow graced December 26th night some ten years previously…
Mar 15, 2010 09:32 by jackcomrie -
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llama, transformed by a curse years before. How fortuitous it was then, that the ducks returned just as this was revealed to her to inform her that the invisible swordsmen had revealed the super-beavers only weakness- that most awesome and terrifying of creatures- none other than the llama.
Mar 15, 2010 09:27 by merendis-
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Llama song in background.
Mar 15, 2010 10:59 by jackcomrie.
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her ancestors had been right - she was not a goose afterall, but a...
Mar 15, 2010 09:23 by mandy716 -
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she flew through the netherworld of dark cable features and foggy grey bottoms to find the information that
Mar 15, 2010 09:17 by redd141 -
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in their ancient and arcane dialect that victory favoured the bold, so taking her mighty asparagus spear in her beak, and feeling a spirited wind in her feathers...
Mar 15, 2010 09:13 by a_noob -
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use a much more reliable source of communication- the carrier pigeon. She enlisted the help of her winged comrades to call upon the council of seven Anatidae Elders- the great geese of yore whose knowledge, wisdom and power were her only hope against the toothy menace. The elders responded...
Mar 15, 2010 09:01 by merendis -
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to find a gaggle of more geese to support the ducks in the effort. But her 128k modem dropped the connection so instead she had to …
Mar 15, 2010 08:03 by kellydna-
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Ahh... the day's of 128K.
Mar 15, 2010 11:00 by jackcomrie.
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they would be given the knowledge of how to defeat the giant beavers. Meanwhile, the small gray goose had an idea and googled...
Mar 15, 2010 07:58 by thebradymachine -
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In disbelief knowing that they were out gunned. The only means for victory would be to travel to Hollywood forest and summon the invisible swordsmen so that...
Mar 15, 2010 07:42 by fstopblues365 -
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Beaver two, beaver one
Let’s all have some beaver fun!Beaver four, beaver three
Let’s climb up the beaver tree!Beaver five, beaver six
Let’s go get our beaver sticks!Beaver eight, beaver seven
Let’s all go to beaver heaven!Beaver ten, beaver nine
STOP! It’s beaver time!but then the ducks responded...
Mar 15, 2010 06:39 by a_noob-
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GREAT :D Had to laugh out loud :D
Mar 15, 2010 10:26 by x-u. -
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SAME! LOL.
This is so catchy.Mar 15, 2010 11:01 by jackcomrie. -
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LOL! This klilled me.
Mar 15, 2010 12:16 by thedigitalghost.
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super beavers stepped out of the forest. Paws beating their chest's, chanting their creepy, awe inspiring, hold to the bottom of your seat chant that went something like.
Mar 15, 2010 05:36 by tmmh -
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took aim at the beaver dam and prepared to fire but out of nowhere three giant...
Mar 15, 2010 04:38 by thebradymachine -
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believed in the words of this charismatic leader. She, the enemy of half measures and weak decisions, would lead them to a paradise of lightening-fast internet connectivity- but they had to earn it first, and they knew the likely cost. Together they...
Mar 15, 2010 04:38 by merendis -
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fricken laserbeams.. That's right, austin powers might have failed, but the ducks wouldn't. They...
Mar 15, 2010 03:43 by toyotaboy -
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In order to fight back, the ducks had to arm themselves. They strapped on ...
Mar 15, 2010 03:42 by saxchik
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LMFAO! I just saw this 12 days later and I was totally like "WTF is that?!"