Imagine any kind of superpower for yourself. Show us what it would do!
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Aug 25, 2010 19:53 by thebradymachine -
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Like X-Men mutant Forge I would like to have a superhuman intuitive talent for inventing mechanical devices, backed up by the ability to visually perceive mechanical energy in action. This power would allow me to instinctively recognize the potential and functional uses of any machine or technological device in his visual range, a skill that combined with a [my] natural intelligence would give me the ability to conceive, design and build highly-advanced mechanical devices; and operate, modify and disassemble existing technology or create countermeasures for it.
Aug 25, 2010 18:20 by leopicado -
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Out of the list of superpowers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superhuman_features_and_abilities_in_fiction#ShapeshiftingI would have to say shape shifting would be most interesting
Aug 25, 2010 17:11 by toyotaboy -
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Aug 25, 2010 17:00 by zoe -
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I'm with the pausing time gang, mainly so I could yell at people (read: customers) about how stupid they are without them knowing. My job gives me rage!
Aug 25, 2010 16:26 by leah from iphone -
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Aug 25, 2010 16:11 by thedigitalghost-
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Daps homeboy xxoxoxoxoxoo
Aug 26, 2010 05:53 by mithila.
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Aug 25, 2010 14:28 by superc0w-
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titanium optional.
Aug 25, 2010 14:29 by superc0w. -
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Titanium?
Do you mean: "Unobtainium"?Aug 25, 2010 18:25 by leopicado. -
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@leopicado: lols had never heard that before... it's my new mission today to use that at work.
Aug 25, 2010 18:52 by superc0w.
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The power to heal others of (mental and) physical illness. Which perhaps would make me similar to Marvel's Elixir, I guess. Only less flashy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elixir_(comics)
Aug 25, 2010 13:06 by chaomancer-
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That would come in handy. Good choice.
Aug 25, 2010 13:12 by stephie. -
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Without sounding cheesy, if only we all had such selfless ideas - I could only think of something to help me out!
Aug 25, 2010 16:24 by leah.
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∞-ray vision :)
Via http://superuseless.blogspot.com
"So, perhaps you are seeking out survivors in a collapsed mineshaft. Scanning through the wreckage with your ∞-ray eyes, you see through the rock pile. Then through the coal. The trapped miner's clothes. His skin. His capillaries. His kidney. His bones. Back through his skin. Dirt. The upper mantle. Magma. The lower mantle. The outer core. The inner core. Again the outer core. The lower and upper mantles. Fossilized raptor dung..."Aug 25, 2010 11:46 by kreestar from iphone-
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i love that blog so hard.
Aug 25, 2010 13:29 by rragsbag.
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I think of flying.
Aug 25, 2010 11:15 by toterwinkel -
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Flying is the obvious one.. I'd love to be able to fly. Other than that, some kind of invulnerability (including colds and allergies) would be good..
Aug 25, 2010 10:09 by agsystems -
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Aug 25, 2010 09:58 by sarastarrr-
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indeed, never enough time
Aug 25, 2010 17:06 by toyotaboy.
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Aug 25, 2010 09:58 by rragsbag-
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haha, Wonderboy!
Aug 25, 2010 11:22 by hardrockhippie. -
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That's some powerful voodoo... I'm ready... to... do... your... bidding... And my yak is starting to look a little ill ;D
Aug 25, 2010 11:57 by kreestar. -
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@kreestar: heh.. all hail hypnotoad
Aug 25, 2010 13:30 by rragsbag. -
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@rragsbag: What is this hynotoad garba..... ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.
Aug 25, 2010 14:32 by superc0w.
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mind control... that's all i could ever ask for.
Aug 25, 2010 09:51 by stroud -
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I'm gonna go with @stephie here and say teleportation. You have no idea how much I could use an instantaneous Hawaiian vacation right now...
Aug 25, 2010 09:39 by hardrockhippie-
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yea, screw UPS/fed-ex/DHL/post office, I want my amazon order in the next minute!
Aug 25, 2010 17:07 by toyotaboy.
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Aug 25, 2010 08:50 by discomeg2 -
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I would have the power to make this client that I hate working for go away. I don't have time to make a picture, because my deadline is this afternoon.
Aug 25, 2010 07:51 by kellydna-
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Use the history brush!
Aug 25, 2010 08:50 by discomeg2.
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Aug 25, 2010 06:49 by mithila -
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Aug 25, 2010 06:19 by yadarfyn -
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Aug 25, 2010 03:23 by stephie-
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Does this mean Superc0w's name is really Julie?
Aug 25, 2010 13:08 by chaomancer. -
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@chaomancer: I've been trying to mentally transport you here so I can punch you in the arm... hasn't worked yet guess I'm not Julie :(
Aug 25, 2010 14:31 by superc0w.
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I would always pick invisibility.
I could show a photo, but it would be of me not being there :)Aug 25, 2010 01:03 by sclark-
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I swear, sometimes I think I already have this power, e.g. when I stand in line for something.
Aug 25, 2010 13:10 by chaomancer. -
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@chaomancer: or when I try to talk to a cute girl.
Aug 25, 2010 18:16 by superc0w.
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