Share with us a terribly embaressing childhood story and make us all laugh!
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Being the inquisitive child that I was, I put my nose in a jar of garlic and sniffed as hard as I could. For a week, all I could smell was garlic.
Jul 04, 2011 02:25 by glozboy -
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I'm pretty sure I've sufficiently blocked most of the embarrassing childhood traumas because I've been thinking about this since this morning and I still can't think of anything. (here's one for aging, lets you forget some things and it's the perfect excuse)
Jul 01, 2011 21:34 by stephie -
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I pissed my pants in 4th grade. Yes, this is a ridiculously old age to be having accidents, but at the time I was so terrified o my teacher that rather than going to the bathroom or even asking to go to the bathroom I took an utterly humiliating route. Anyway, I might have gotten away with it if someone hadn't raised their hand to point out the "puddle under zoe's desk."
Jul 01, 2011 20:53 by zoe-
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Why were you terrified of your teacher? (I'm not saying that's unusual-- we've all been in that situation. I'm just interested in what causes that fear.)
Jul 06, 2011 07:28 by sethness.
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Jul 01, 2011 20:38 by ltfreak -
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When I went to Kindergarten, I was so shy that I was allowed to bring a hand-puppet "that would talk for" me. I kept being extremely shy until 6th grade, when my father wrote in my graduation autograph book "This is the God of Intelligence. Seth is a smart kid." From then on, I wasn't convinced that i was dumb.
Jul 01, 2011 18:53 by sethness -
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I'm with @discomeg2 I really can't think of anything embarrassing... Umm I slept and fell while walking out onto the basketball court once, but that was 8th grade and there were only like 30 people at the game... Otherwise I can't remember much :/
Jul 01, 2011 17:39 by superc0w -
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I think I've blocked them all out.
Jul 01, 2011 17:28 by discomeg2 -
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My mom got my this silky nice robe and gown pajama set when I was 4ish *maybe younger. She told me to get it on so I could show my grandparents. I go and put the gown on but not the robe, come out, then mom tells me "no, put on the robe" and I ask "just the robe?" she replied with "yes". Since she used a tone of voice that implied that I did it wrong, I got confused and thought she meant robe instead. I would have expected "will you please show them the robe too?" or something. I go back to my room and build up the guts to wear only the robe without the gown. Took me a while but I did it and I came out with just the robe and no gown. I even took off my underwear!
Jul 01, 2011 15:32 by faith -
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When I was 4, I was scientifically certain that everything had hair, if shaved, would naturally regrow it. So I did a quite thorough scissors job on the living room's hairy (and expensive) carpet... my parents were very sweet and comprehensive, though, and all the fear for a punishment became a huge embarrassment.
Jul 01, 2011 11:00 by logosfabula from iphone-
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The family cat is still hiding, I would imagine...
Jul 01, 2011 12:02 by jdproductions. -
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That explains why so many Barbie dolls wind up looking like Sinead O'Connor.
Jul 06, 2011 07:30 by sethness.
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While attending Kindergarten, my father told me that when they performed the daily role call, instead of saying "Here" when they called out my name, I could say "Present". This sounded more grown up to me. By the next day, I couldn't remember the magic word, but I had one that I knew meant the same thing so when they called out my name, I proudly exclaimed ... " Prize "
Jul 01, 2011 08:17 by jdproductions-
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haha aw
Jul 01, 2011 08:38 by discomeg2. -
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! :) That was good.
Jul 01, 2011 10:33 by stephie.
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Or another one...... Katie would you like a round of toast? Me - no thankyou but I would Like a square one
Jul 01, 2011 06:21 by kjackson from iphone-
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LOL Many years ago when it was acceptable to smoke in the same city as adolescents, I was showing my niece how I could blow smoke rings. She liked the "O's" but as her name began with a "P", she asked me to now make "P's"
Jul 01, 2011 10:46 by jdproductions.
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Me - grandma, what's in this tin? Grandma - well what does it say? Me- evaporated milk. Grandma - well what's in it then? Me - nothing because it's been evaporated =D
Jul 01, 2011 06:20 by kjackson from iphone
