It’s sgallese!
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- Oct 11
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- Aug 14
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At 11:08 PM sgallese participated in Post a picture of a book you started and never finished.:
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I don't remember the title of the book I tried to read, but I remember hating
every second of it after I bought it from this weird bible
salesman at the beach. Not only were the letters shaped funny, but the printing company
majorly screwed up and it was impossible to read double columns of text
that were printed so close together. Even the page numbering was messed
up: on the left-hand side of one page I'd see 40,514 and on the
right-hand side 999. Every time I closed the book I could never find
my place again. What a disaster! - Aug 12
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At 2:08 AM sgallese participated in Finger mustache!, from Flickr:
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I'm scared.
Aug 12, 2009 04:23 by robaba89. -
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I didn't know that one could develop scoliosis of the finger. I'm sure that finger will soon be making an appearance on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or Squidbillies.
Aug 12, 2009 05:20 by thedigitalghost. -
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i'm just glad i haven't eaten lunch yet.
Aug 12, 2009 05:23 by lesamonster. -
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...I need a bucket.
Aug 12, 2009 05:45 by ryanselvy. -
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Original!
Aug 12, 2009 10:13 by lewisfilms. -
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Take that finger off its misery, please!
Aug 12, 2009 10:22 by leopicado. -
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That finger scares me.
Aug 12, 2009 11:43 by jsc315.
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- Aug 03
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At 10:08 PM sgallese participated in Pick up a random book, go to page 58, line 8. Share the line.:
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Rick Moody's Ice Storm: "evening. She turned to climb the stairs again, after each"
- Jun 25
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At 5:06 AM sgallese participated in Take a picture of something in your house that you want to get rid of!, from Flickr:
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@sgallese: I would not mind taking that warphole off your hands. LOL
Jun 25, 2009 05:23 by leopicado. -
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ever entered the warp hole?
Jun 25, 2009 05:31 by nero. -
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Jun 25, 2009 05:37 by leopicado. -
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lovely garden!
Jun 25, 2009 05:37 by nicolebliss. -
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Maybe we could all throw the stuff we don't want in the warp hole!
Jun 25, 2009 16:59 by amazingaaron. -
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I know, those things can get so annoying. (seriously-- brilliant idea!)
Jul 25, 2009 10:14 by jwl.
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- Jun 07
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At 12:06 PM sgallese commented on sgallese's submission:
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@imnewman it's often stacked boy-girl-boy, but it always depends on individual taste
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At 4:06 AM sgallese participated in What's your favorite sandwich?, from Flickr:
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What ingredients might one expect on an Eiffel Tower sandwich?
Jun 07, 2009 05:40 by lmnewman. -
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tastes crunchy
Jun 07, 2009 09:19 by nicolebliss. -
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@imnewman it's often stacked boy-girl-boy, but it always depends on individual taste
Jun 07, 2009 12:07 by sgallese.
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- Jun 04
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At 6:06 AM sgallese participated in Your house is on fire. Your family and pets are safe. Take a pic of one thing that you would save, that you have easy access to., from Flickr:
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Okay, You got me? What is it? Assuming "family and pets are safe" are you saving a person?
Jun 04, 2009 07:00 by jaypoc. -
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A blow up doll? A dude in a dress? A polk a dot skirt? A vagina?
Jun 04, 2009 07:03 by cineloh. -
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I think that is Alice the Goon (from Popeye)!
Jun 04, 2009 07:12 by leopicado. -
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A kilt?
Jun 04, 2009 07:32 by jackcomrie. -
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@leopicado: LOL. Aww dude! Not while I am drinking a smoothie at the PC; you made me dribble.
Jun 04, 2009 07:51 by thedigitalghost. -
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Easy Access? Mhhmm
Jun 04, 2009 12:20 by ltfreak.
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- Jun 02
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At 11:06 PM sgallese participated in Take a pic of something you know you shouldn't have.. but have it anyway!, from Flickr:
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I've been debating the merits of keeping this poster for three months. There's just this special moment between Julio and me everytime I return from the shower after some intense lifting at the gym, and I sit there on my piano bench with toes pointed and hands covering my genitalia, and I think, -¿Sabes qué, che? Las chicas no son nada cuando tenemos el uno al otro- ("You know what, buddy? Girls mean nothing when we've got each other")
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a true lovestory!
Jun 03, 2009 04:24 by biancabilly.
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At 9:06 AM sgallese commented on nicolebliss's submission:
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The original on Wikipedia looks different, huh? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/Carjat_Arthur_Rimbaud_1872_n2.jpg
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At 8:06 AM sgallese commented on ltfreak's submission:
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"Don't let the sun go down on your grievances"
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At 8:06 AM sgallese commented on sgallese's submission:
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@nicolebliss We can all get a little help from our friends, right? But seriously, I don't like giving the answers away, but I felt this one was tough http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=graffiti&searchmode=none
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At 8:06 AM sgallese participated in Show some local graffiti (existing, you know...), from Flickr:
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i need some help here.
Jun 02, 2009 08:39 by nicolebliss. -
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@nicolebliss We can all get a little help from our friends, right? But seriously, I don't like giving the answers away, but I felt this one was tough http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=graffiti&searchmode=none
Jun 02, 2009 08:43 by sgallese. -
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@sgallese: ahhh, thanks. gotcha.
Jun 02, 2009 08:54 by nicolebliss.
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- May 27
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At 8:05 PM sgallese participated in Show us something that would have amazed your ten-year-old self., from Flickr:
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You just unleashed a torrent of childhood memories. Thank you.
May 27, 2009 21:42 by merendis. -
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version 8.62! You totally just blew my mind
May 27, 2009 23:55 by danny. -
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Wow, memories of using this on the old macs.
May 28, 2009 03:39 by alugrag. -
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with EXTRA stamps! YAYAY! I loooved painting programmes.
May 28, 2009 04:23 by noiselesspenguin.
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- May 26
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At 12:05 PM sgallese participated in Share the most recent text message you've received on your phone.:
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Buenisimos. Nos vemos a las 9.
- May 25
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At 9:05 AM sgallese participated in Give human characteristics to a piece of fruit, from Flickr:
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who jumps off buildings? that's so 90's! bridges are in, though. lol
May 25, 2009 10:43 by bschhh. -
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90's??? Seriously?
I thought people had stopped jumping off buildings in the 30's. So, now it is bridges, uh? I need to watch a different channel for the news. LOLMay 25, 2009 12:21 by leopicado.
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- May 16
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At 10:05 AM sgallese participated in Take a photo of your sunset., from Flickr:
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#confused
May 16, 2009 10:41 by bschhh. -
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not a very nice sunset, if you ask me...
May 16, 2009 11:34 by marthagrace. -
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the black is interesting #confused
May 16, 2009 11:37 by wewillchange.
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- May 15
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At 1:05 PM sgallese participated in Post a photo of something you handmade.:
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From the age of six I shaped my destiny. Not only did I sculpt the daily life I live (at most once a day, sometimes not at all), I designed my super-life that takes from those mundane experiences to form a nostalgic ball of mass. One hand made memory at a time. I don't even make them really good sometimes, half-assed experiences. But with enough ambitious sentences, I can construct my own historical projection, even if that wasn't the case.
- May 14
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At 5:05 AM sgallese participated in Take a picture of your oldest gadget, from Flickr:
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- May 12
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At 9:05 PM sgallese participated in take a picture of the place where you do most of your thinking...(your fortress of solitude):
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If it's not within my own metaphorical Panopticon, it has to be within some other totalizing conceptual system. I never thought reading could land you in jail.
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nice, you know there are plans to actually build Bentham's Panopticon as a library?
May 13, 2009 01:21 by a_noob.
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At 10:05 AM sgallese participated in Take a picture of the contents of your refrigerator., from Flickr:
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Reflections on food's home
- May 11
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At 2:05 PM sgallese participated in Show us the most recent picture you took of someone other than yourself:
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Cliché Texas life
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dude, i hope that's paintball!
May 11, 2009 14:22 by temple.
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At 3:05 PM sgallese commented on autoawesomeon's submission:
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Epic design. Faux 3d dino violence with an explosion/armageddon base. Nice choice.
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At 9:05 AM sgallese participated in take a picture of the piece of clothing you wear most often. be it a t-shirt, coat, ect., from Flickr:
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What in the heck is that on your right sleeve? Is that a brain?
May 10, 2009 12:42 by leopicado.
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- May 09
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At 6:05 AM sgallese participated in Put something you love and something you hate in the same picture.:
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Make the mad woman stop!
May 09, 2009 08:15 by lewisfilms. -
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i as just talking about this the other day! w must the volume of her voice jump up so ridiculously high?!
May 09, 2009 09:19 by nicolebliss. -
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..so what exactly do you love about this? whahaha
May 09, 2009 21:51 by ruben.
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- May 08
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At 7:05 AM sgallese participated in Take a pic of something your are "brand loyal" to., from Flickr:
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Y... cuál es tu primer amor?
May 08, 2009 07:40 by leopicado.
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- May 07
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At 12:05 PM sgallese participated in buy something under $1, from Flickr:
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3 pesos por kilo en la fruteria en la esquina de San Juan y Urquiza en Buenos Aires.
- May 06
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At 11:05 AM sgallese participated in Visit your nearest playground. PLAY!, from Flickr:
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Not smart enough for this.
May 06, 2009 13:02 by wewillchange. -
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No ... not all playgrounds are the same ... Indeed... however I suppose the goal was to "PLAY"... however one defines that I suppose it up to the person Playing...
Keep Asking Questions sqallese ... !!! and making Statements !!
May 06, 2009 16:46 by dok.
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- May 05
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At 11:05 AM sgallese commented on sgallese's submission:
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I'll explain a bit, although feel free to make your own interpretations (that's the beauty of a signifier that has no clear cut connection to a signified):
@egli right on with the female chromosomes comment. I can see somebody took science seriously in school (I didn't, unfortunately!).
Yes, this is a homage to my mother's cooking. While she doesn't get mad if you're late, or pissed if you don't eat everything on your plate, I felt that those stereotypical traits would help the viewer identify with the image. Futhermore, I do not wish to associate my mother with some kind of consumer/producer diner, for she makes all her food with love regardless of any economic factors. I wrote the oedipal complex comment as a joke, you know, the whole mom conspiring with the son to poison the patriarch's food (for clarification, I don't think it's funny, but I think it's funny that it's presented here as a joke).
I don't like trying to do a semantic/identification hunt with these drawings becuase they are interesting when some sort of odd resignification occurs in the TweakToday user's mind, i.e., it makes the pieces much less boring when somebody really digs it or doesn't like it all (heh, externalizing something in your own mind makes you care about it more, right?).
I'll post more "photos" from Tux Paint in the future, but please feel free to post your comments if you like/don't like/are unsure of the piece; I think it adds some sort of meta-meaning or meta-feeling.
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At 5:05 AM sgallese participated in Take a picture of your favorite neighborhood restaurant/eatery and tell us your favorite thing on the menu., from Flickr:
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I doubt those taste good...
May 05, 2009 07:37 by marthagrace. -
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Chalupas, please!!!
May 05, 2009 08:14 by leopicado. -
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May 05, 2009 09:28 by bill. -
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May 05, 2009 09:29 by bill. -
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May 05, 2009 09:29 by bill. -
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actually, a lot of cultures get offended if you eat everything on the plate. it's a sign that they didn't give you enough.
May 05, 2009 09:58 by mattkenefick. -
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I was willing to get behind the abandoned building, but this one I'm not so sure about.
May 05, 2009 10:42 by mlmassey. -
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sgallese
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I'll explain a bit, although feel free to make your own interpretations (that's the beauty of a signifier that has no clear cut connection to a signified):
@egli right on with the female chromosomes comment. I can see somebody took science seriously in school (I didn't, unfortunately!).
Yes, this is a homage to my mother's cooking. While she doesn't get mad if you're late, or pissed if you don't eat everything on your plate, I felt that those stereotypical traits would help the viewer identify with the image. Futhermore, I do not wish to associate my mother with some kind of consumer/producer diner, for she makes all her food with love regardless of any economic factors. I wrote the oedipal complex comment as a joke, you know, the whole mom conspiring with the son to poison the patriarch's food (for clarification, I don't think it's funny, but I think it's funny that it's presented here as a joke).
I don't like trying to do a semantic/identification hunt with these drawings becuase they are interesting when some sort of odd resignification occurs in the TweakToday user's mind, i.e., it makes the pieces much less boring when somebody really digs it or doesn't like it all (heh, externalizing something in your own mind makes you care about it more, right?).
I'll post more "photos" from Tux Paint in the future, but please feel free to post your comments if you like/don't like/are unsure of the piece; I think it adds some sort of meta-meaning or meta-feeling.
May 05, 2009 11:46 by sgallese.
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- May 03
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At 9:05 PM sgallese participated in Take a picture of something you couldn't live a day without., from Twitter:
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@tweaktoday No puedo vivir sin http://google.com ¿Qué significa eso? #tweaktoday:sgallese
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At 9:05 PM sgallese suggested a mission:
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Stand in a corner in your apartment/house/whatever that you never notice. Write a sentece about what this space means.
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At 9:05 PM sgallese suggested a mission:
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Fall in love today. If you are already in love, fall deeper. Post your lover's initials.
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how?
May 03, 2009 23:10 by rabbitdan.
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At 9:05 PM sgallese suggested a mission:
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Don't take photos for one day. Don't post anything to TweakToday. Today is a day the site is blank. Enjoy.
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Are you happy?
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Vote up on five random new missions on the third page of the mission's page. Well, try to choose the crazy ones.
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At 8:05 PM sgallese suggested a mission:
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Wall Drawing #118: Fifty randomly placed points connected by straight lines. Sol LeWitt, 1971.
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At 8:05 PM sgallese suggested a mission:
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Write three senteces about your life, translate it into a different language using http://www.google.com/language_tools , and then translate it back to your language.
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I like this idea... sounds pretty funny!
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We must vote this in! C'mon, people!
Sep 29, 2009 01:32 by kellydna.
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"Draw a map to get lost" Yoko Ono, 1971.
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Write a novel and scan your results.
