If you were crowned king (or queen) of the world, what would your first decree be?
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1.) Hire struggling college graduates of law more than they'll make in their life time to investigate wall street. It has to be enough that they are bribe proof. Hang all traders/investors/raiders who have breached the law.
2.) Impose a bottom up money system. You give a struggling family $100,000 USD that can be spent on anything besides electronics... It'll be gone in less than a week (even if they just buy stupid stuff like food, new clothes, or shoes). If you buy locally, you get 10% back (from the tax payers not the business owner). That money will then redistribute to small shop owners who then buy more supplies from manufactures. More labor jobs will then start happening and you almost got yourself a functioning economy.
3.) (This one hits close to home) Pay engineers (read "do-ers") more than their MBA counterparts (aka if you go to meetings over 45% of the day you get a 30% reduction in pay
4.) Restart NASA with half the US Military budget... Ensure that NASA works with other countries to stretch as many resources to as many brilliant minds as possible.
5.) Drop a lot of marijuana over every nation that is currently in conflict... Come back in 6 months later and start trading so we can increase their quality of life...
6.) Elect Ron Paul as US President.
Oh man, I went on a rant... lolJul 27, 2011 16:46 by superc0w